Ah yes let's pretend that subtitle is completely kidding. Ha. ha. haaaaaaa. Space clears the screen. Mash asdfghjkl for everything else.

I can easily say that this is the finest ending I've ever written to a game. Yes, you can beat it. I know it doesn't look like it, but you can. Just trust me ok? This was also my first attempt at working with HTML5, and I made it partially just to get used to working with a bunch of new tools. The song sampled for travelin' Busey is Brodyquest, one of the best youtubes ever.

I am so very sorry for unleashing this upon the internet. Enjoy the nightmares.